Thursday, November 20, 2014

5 Surefire Ways to Kill Freelance Productivity

Being a freelance writer has its ups and downs. Make your own schedule, get plenty of laundry done at the same time, and wear what you want! The downside is that some days it’s hard to stay focused. People magazine arrive in the mail? Better hide that before getting sucked into reading about the life of Brooke Shields or Matthew McConaughey. Email arrive announcing a free webinar that will suck up another hour of your time, but isn’t related to the current assignment? Yet another time vacuum.
Here are five other things to stay away from when the workday starts and ends 10 feet from the kitchen:

TV: Turning on Netflix to watch “The Walking Dead” while on the treadmill is OK once in a while. But when one episode morphs into three or four? Then you have a productivity problem, which is not an excuse to give to the client, especially when it relates to zombies.

Facebook. I try to limit my Facebook time to breakfast, lunch, or after dinner. Or all three. No matter, it’s just too darn hard to resist that cuddly cute kitten video during the middle of the day. The cute video inevitably leads to checking up on former co-workers who are slacking off during their salaried work day, something I certainly NEVER did when gainfully employed.

Errands. It’s great to hop in the car and not have a boss to report where you’re going. But that one quick trip to the store without a set list or timeframe inevitably leads to the 30-minute conversation with a school parent or childhood friend in the produce aisle. And that is always when the media relations person who you’ve been chasing for days returns your call — that’s the Murphy’s Law of freelance writers.

Pets. Sure you need to take the occasional break from the computer to attend to the four-legged officemates. But when you find yourself upstairs spending a half hour looking for the cat’s favorite fuzzy red ball, or letting the Jack Russell outside to chase chipmunks, you’ve got a productivity problem. Keep the pet interruptions at bay with a squirt gun — just don’t squirt the computer or cell phone in the process.

DIY home improvement. The holes in the drywall that were left by the mirror brackets that were too small for the mirror can be filled at night or on the weekend. Do-it-yourself projects save money, but they’re costing you more in lost fees if you’re not meeting the deadline at hand. For the record, everyone survived the mirror calamity with all digits intact.

Fiona Robinson is a full-time freelance writer and editor who can be reached at fionarobinson200@gmail.com.